Top 9 British Bake Off Innuendos!

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We all love the Great British Bake Off, with its delicious deserts and of course Hollywood’s baby blues, its no wonder that it’s the nations favourite program. After 7 series and a collective 45 million viewers, the program has got us well and truly hooked. By 2016, I think it’s safe to say that its not just the gripping bakes that have caught our attention; lets not forget all those side-splitting innuendos. Yes yes, these dirty, punny inudendos are arguably part of the reason for the shows popularity and so we’ve compiled a list of all our favourites.

You’re going to want to put the cake down for these, some of these moments are utter filth & we love it! Don’t say we didn’t warn you..

  1. We understand that the adjective ‘moist’ is inevitably going to crop up on a baking show, but Mary Berry really stepped things up a notch this time.

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2.  And as for the contestants.. Who can really blame them, they’re only following in their mentors’ footsteps….

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Oh, hey Andrew, fancy lending a hand to your fellow baker Candice?…

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3. Hollywood’s as jammy as ever. A gentleman never tells, right Paul?

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Well, they say sharing’s caring! #BroCode

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4. Do you ever just forget to think before you speak? Yeah, same here Mary.

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Yep, your secrets out now, Berry.

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5. The bake off is not all sponges and soufflés.. Thanks for the tip Mary!

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*no comment*

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6. Wow, um… It’s not really that kind of show Sue!

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7. Moving swiftly onwards.. Or not!

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8. Ah, yes. Surely we can count on Mel to bring us all back to reality.

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Unfortunately we cannot. Oh stop it Mel!

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9. Well that’s very considerate of you, at least you’re considerate Sue.

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10. Last but not least. They don’t say you shouldn’t mix business with pleasure for no reason!

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